I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 


"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

if you’re still looking for a gishwhes team, you should join me & botloser because we’re amazing & we’re really banking on jumping out of a cake for some reason.

If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best.